#0001
Charges: Sleep Robbing - 1st Degree
Projectile Gag Reflex - Misdemeanor
Manipulation of parents by Cuteness - Class C Felony
Inmate #0001 was sentenced to 15 minutes of individual playtime earlier this week for the above charges. While the misdemeanor charge holds little time, the charge of manipulation carries the most weight. Visitations will be allowed, but the wardens ask that you not bring any items, or they will be confiscated at the door.
All of this to say, that Cayden's Baby Jail came in this week! I know that most see this as a torture device, but I don't care. Sometimes I just need to be able to load the dishwasher without a baby in a walker crashing into it, or dragging out the silverware!
Sometimes you just have a bad day. Sometimes you wake from a nap when you probably should have slept a little longer. Today was this day!
There are no obstacles when it comes to chasing after a yellow ball. What's the quickest way to get from Point A to Point Yellow Ball? Through the chair of course!
He got stuck. Mommy to the rescue....after I snapped a few photos.
This is why he was accused and found guilty of all charges. Seriously, you can't beat that face!
See my two teeth? Cayden is offically 9 months old. We go to the doctor on Tuesday, so I will go into more "What's Happening?" details later! 
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